deadlyjuliet | ♥2 [audio]

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[Paperwork paperwork paperwork OH MY GOD NO. Grell slams her hands on her writing desk and flips the journal open.]

WILLIAM. We're going out. Now. No, don't argue. We're going.

To the rest of you, is there nowhere in this little bubble for a girl to find a proper hairdresser? Honestly, what have you all been doing?

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Who says that's not what I'm worried about?

[Well... yes and no. Since Fujiko's probably done nearly as much damage as Grell would to Lupin. Still; he's her chewtoy. That she runs away from and gives up on for being too dumb.]

[Grell chuckles a little and gives a soft sigh]

Well, so long as Smoker is his friend and both of you are likely to cut his head off should he make a wrong move, I'm sure he'll stay in line. What a curious beau you have, my dear. Such a tantalizing tease.

We're not dating. He wishes, but not enough to stop running around. He's such a nuisance.

Like I said, he fancies himself a real lady-killer.

Is that so....? Then you would have no qualms should another move in?

[Oh, if Grell only knew....]

[But of course Fujiko has to act like she doesn't care. Of course.]

Hah! I'd pity the girl, but if they want to deal with all his stupidity and try to keep him entertained for more than a few minutes only to get ditched when he decides to go play headgames with a police officer, they can have him. I sure don't want him. He's just good at blowing things up, nothing more.

[Her voice drops to an extremely quiet point.]

Although he's not always bad... when he's not making everything go to hell... and Christmas and Valentines was kind of nice even...

Che... he always does this though and then screws it up. Nope. Don't want him. He gets in the way of everything, disarms traps for fun, poaches... anything he feels like... and please! All this so far is just him being restrained here. He's going to cut loose any moment because he always does!

Why would anyone want to deal with that?!

...

[Grell just listens to Fujiko rant and waits for a good 4 or 5 seconds after she finishes before she speaks.

Or rather, laughs.]

Nfu.....Perhaps some of us like the challenge.

[Goodness, someone isn't very honest with their feelings, are they~?]

He's not a challenge. He's impossible.

[And she will shoot him! And he won't even know why. Oh but wait he lost his jacket... so she can't just add onto it... okay she will punch him! Yeah.]

[And Fujiko still wouldn't know how to be honest with her feelings if someone printed them on a billboard for all of Luceti to see.]

Nfu, I do like the impossible ones. The challenge is well worth the hardship for the rewards are just so much more tantalizing.

[Time to just dig that knife in a little deeper.]

[>:| As Fujiko debates kneecapping Grell...]

Yeah?

Fine. You're welcome to him.

You know he stole my fiance once. For himself. My male fiance.

That man has no sense of boundaries.

Enjoy your time together, I'm sure you'll both be very happy. [Not even bitter, just sarcastic. She knows Lupin would still chase her even if he started "dating" someone else. And she half would pity anyone who tried to keep him. Even if she is a bit jealous. Damn. Who can she make Lupin jealous with now?]

[This is the cutest, creepiest thing ever....]

My, my, but someone certainly can't be honest, can she~?

If anything, he tries too hard for me. I'm much happier with someone like Smoker or Will who ignores me for work.

Lupin does that too. It's just that his work is more play.

And I'm being perfectly honest for once.

[Not... so much no. Well, she was that Lupin has flaws. Does that count?]

Hm~ Then maybe I'll try my hand at him after all. Since you obviously don't mind.

I don't. He's stupid. And you're stupid if you chase him, so you'll deserve each other.

[Because this is not childish sounding at all.]

Honestly, I'll never understand it when people can't just be honest with their hearts.

What is there to be honest about? He's a moron, a fool, a buffoon and --

[And it didn't mean anything if she had to struggle to hold onto him. If you love something set it free, right? And Fujiko was never able to keep pets for this reason. ~~That and the traveling.~~ If Lupin wanted her so much, he had to decide it for himself more than just chasing her.]

And I really would pity anyone who went after him. [That part is actually true though.]

He's so immature. [... Pot phoning in a message for kettle over here.]

[tsk tsk tsk Grell just clicks her tongue and shakes her head. Fujiko, you are impossible.]

And never was there a story of more woe than this of Lupin and his Fujiko~

Romeo and Juliet are definitely worse. They both commit suicide rather than live without each other. Twice in Juliet's case.

At least I have the good sense not to let a man do that to me.

[Oh lord let's not even get into how dramatic she gets every. single. time. she thinks Lupin's dead.]

Mmhm~ If you say so, love. Just know that he's head over heels for you, even if you don't feel the same.

[Long dramatic pause and sigh.] It doesn't matter.

A wolf is always a wolf and a leopard never changes its spots.

If that's what you wish to believe. I like to think that humans can be very changeable, if given reason to be.

Lupin's not. Adaptable; sometimes, but he doesn't change.

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