deadlyjuliet | ♥2 [audio]

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[Paperwork paperwork paperwork OH MY GOD NO. Grell slams her hands on her writing desk and flips the journal open.]

WILLIAM. We're going out. Now. No, don't argue. We're going.

To the rest of you, is there nowhere in this little bubble for a girl to find a proper hairdresser? Honestly, what have you all been doing?

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Nfu, I do like the impossible ones. The challenge is well worth the hardship for the rewards are just so much more tantalizing.

[Time to just dig that knife in a little deeper.]

[>:| As Fujiko debates kneecapping Grell...]

Yeah?

Fine. You're welcome to him.

You know he stole my fiance once. For himself. My male fiance.

That man has no sense of boundaries.

Enjoy your time together, I'm sure you'll both be very happy. [Not even bitter, just sarcastic. She knows Lupin would still chase her even if he started "dating" someone else. And she half would pity anyone who tried to keep him. Even if she is a bit jealous. Damn. Who can she make Lupin jealous with now?]

[This is the cutest, creepiest thing ever....]

My, my, but someone certainly can't be honest, can she~?

If anything, he tries too hard for me. I'm much happier with someone like Smoker or Will who ignores me for work.

Lupin does that too. It's just that his work is more play.

And I'm being perfectly honest for once.

[Not... so much no. Well, she was that Lupin has flaws. Does that count?]

Hm~ Then maybe I'll try my hand at him after all. Since you obviously don't mind.

I don't. He's stupid. And you're stupid if you chase him, so you'll deserve each other.

[Because this is not childish sounding at all.]

Honestly, I'll never understand it when people can't just be honest with their hearts.

What is there to be honest about? He's a moron, a fool, a buffoon and --

[And it didn't mean anything if she had to struggle to hold onto him. If you love something set it free, right? And Fujiko was never able to keep pets for this reason. ~~That and the traveling.~~ If Lupin wanted her so much, he had to decide it for himself more than just chasing her.]

And I really would pity anyone who went after him. [That part is actually true though.]

He's so immature. [... Pot phoning in a message for kettle over here.]

[tsk tsk tsk Grell just clicks her tongue and shakes her head. Fujiko, you are impossible.]

And never was there a story of more woe than this of Lupin and his Fujiko~

Romeo and Juliet are definitely worse. They both commit suicide rather than live without each other. Twice in Juliet's case.

At least I have the good sense not to let a man do that to me.

[Oh lord let's not even get into how dramatic she gets every. single. time. she thinks Lupin's dead.]