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[deadlyjuliet]

[Paperwork paperwork paperwork OH MY GOD NO. Grell slams her hands on her writing desk and flips the journal open.]

WILLIAM. We're going out. Now. No, don't argue. We're going.

To the rest of you, is there nowhere in this little bubble for a girl to find a proper hairdresser? Honestly, what have you all been doing?

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[voice] cute

[deadlyjuliet]

[This is the cutest, creepiest thing ever....]

My, my, but someone certainly can't be honest, can she~?

If anything, he tries too hard for me. I'm much happier with someone like Smoker or Will who ignores me for work.

[voice] Psssh

[doubleppk]

Lupin does that too. It's just that his work is more play.

And I'm being perfectly honest for once.

[Not... so much no. Well, she was that Lupin has flaws. Does that count?]

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[deadlyjuliet]

Hm~ Then maybe I'll try my hand at him after all. Since you obviously don't mind.

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[doubleppk]

I don't. He's stupid. And you're stupid if you chase him, so you'll deserve each other.

[Because this is not childish sounding at all.]

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[deadlyjuliet]

Honestly, I'll never understand it when people can't just be honest with their hearts.

[voice] 1/2

[doubleppk]

What is there to be honest about? He's a moron, a fool, a buffoon and --

[voice] 2/2

[doubleppk]

[And it didn't mean anything if she had to struggle to hold onto him. If you love something set it free, right? And Fujiko was never able to keep pets for this reason. That and the traveling. If Lupin wanted her so much, he had to decide it for himself more than just chasing her.]

And I really would pity anyone who went after him. [That part is actually true though.]

He's so immature. [... Pot phoning in a message for kettle over here.]

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[deadlyjuliet]

[tsk tsk tsk Grell just clicks her tongue and shakes her head. Fujiko, you are impossible.]

And never was there a story of more woe than this of Lupin and his Fujiko~

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[doubleppk]

Romeo and Juliet are definitely worse. They both commit suicide rather than live without each other. Twice in Juliet's case.

At least I have the good sense not to let a man do that to me.

[Oh lord let's not even get into how dramatic she gets every. single. time. she thinks Lupin's dead.]

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[deadlyjuliet]

Mmhm~ If you say so, love. Just know that he's head over heels for you, even if you don't feel the same.

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[doubleppk]

[Long dramatic pause and sigh.] It doesn't matter.

A wolf is always a wolf and a leopard never changes its spots.

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[deadlyjuliet]

If that's what you wish to believe. I like to think that humans can be very changeable, if given reason to be.

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[doubleppk]

Lupin's not. Adaptable; sometimes, but he doesn't change.

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[deadlyjuliet]

Nfu, thinking I meant him. How cute.

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[doubleppk]

Why should I change? He's the one who's a problem.

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[deadlyjuliet]

[Grell shrugs, shaking her head.]

Nfu, oh, nothing. No reason at all.

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[doubleppk]

Besides, even if I did, it wouldn't do anything.

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[deadlyjuliet]

Oh~? And why do you think that?

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[doubleppk]

Because I've tried before!

[As she's oh so smug about her failure...]

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[deadlyjuliet]

Oh, so once is all it takes for you to give up?

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[doubleppk]

[She thinks this over for a bit.]

If the end result isn't worth it. He's not that much of a treasure. [That actually hurts her to say. Lupin...]

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[deadlyjuliet]

[Oh, Fujiko....]

Well, then you won't mind losing him. At least that's good to know.

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[doubleppk]

If I lose him, he's already gone.

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[deadlyjuliet]

[Oh, this should be fun. Her new challenge: getting Fujiko to admit her feelings. Lupin, you're more than likely about to die.]

Nfu...And the games begin.

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[doubleppk]

Games?

[Poor poor Lupin.]