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[deadlyjuliet]

[The journal clicks on with the sound of a chainsaw dying away in the background.]

Augh, Will, are we done yet? I swear, this sea water is wrecking havoc on my--

...

[The sound of water and waves and not much else follows for a moment.]

Where...? ...! Where are all the bodies?! And the ice?! WILLIAM, DID YOU JUST LEAVE ME IN THIS BOAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ATLANTIC?! WILL?! RONALD! Ronald Knox, so help me, if you took off just because of a little overtime, I am going to---!! Ugh! Will! Wii---

...ngs?

...Why.....do I have wings? ...WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS MY SHIRT?!

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Re: [voice]

[screwthegods]

[All of them Grell. ALL OF THEM.]

There's a variety of species in this place, mortal and immortal alike. And like you, we have all been given similar books to communicate with upon our arrival.

If you are asking for the ones responsible for your presence here, they are called the Malnosso.

Re: [voice]

[deadlyjuliet]

And I suppose you're to tell me that not even God Himself could get to the Malnosso if we wished to leave this place?

[voice]

[screwthegods]

Several have tried. Myself included.

[voice]

[deadlyjuliet]

Lovely. This is so unfair. I just came off my suspension and now I'm stuck here?

[Again-- Wait, why did she think that? That....was weird.]

Hmph.

Re: [voice]

[screwthegods]

So it would seem. The situation could be more dire, however. Several have died just before their arrival here, only to find themselves alive again.

Re: [voice]

[deadlyjuliet]

....Wonderful. At least now I know why we've been called here. I suppose the issue is to find Will and Ronald then.

Re: [voice]

[screwthegods]

That's doubtful. [Grell gets no support for his illusions from Homura's end.] But what do you think your purpose here is?

Re: [voice]

[deadlyjuliet]

Ah ah ah~ God or no, this is our business not yours. No matter how handsome a voice you have, it won't put you privy to affairs not your own.

Re: [voice]

[screwthegods]

Perhaps you'll explain if I tell you that whatever reason you assume to be true, you're wrong?

[voice]

[deadlyjuliet]

And I should believe you, why?

Re: [voice]

[screwthegods]

There's really no reason for you to. [And Homura is completely unbothered by this fact.] That doesn't change the fact that I'm right.

[voice]

[deadlyjuliet]

Don't we have a bit of an ego. Nfu, not that I mind. A handsome man should have an ego; it only makes him more attractive.