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[For those in the town square this fine day, they may find a red blur falling out of the sky and straight into the fountain with a loud scream and a crash. Grell is back in Luceti, looking like a drowned rat, and none too pleased to be here.]

WHY CAN'T YOU LEAVE ME SOMEWHERE RATIONAL?!

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...Does anyone know where I can find a good hair product? That bloody fountain seems to have ruined my beautiful locks and since I can't blow that thing up, I may as well take care of this.

And for those who are wondering? Yes, the parlour is still going up. Even if kills me. Or one of you.

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[Tea came fiiiiiiiiirst!!!!!]

I'll be sure to slip into something more comfortable then. You can tell me about all the antics you've been up to since I've been away.

[It's still weaker! /tsuns at.]

Hah. Nothing to tell actually. I got my handcuffs back, but that's been it really.

Aw, so you've been a good boy while I've been away? [She sounds mock-disappointed.]

So who had them? Your handcuffs, I mean.

Sorry to disappoint, but I figure if I'm going to kill anyone, I'll let you be around to join the fun. [Lightly sarcastic~]

Tch. The Heart Pirates Captain. He did unspeakable things to them.

[Totally missing that sarcasm.] Ooh, you do know how to secure my affection, don't you? A little death is just what I need right now.

[dur hur double entendres]

And why let him go unpunished for being so rude to what is rightfully yours, darling? Why not let me help you teach him a little lesson about the dangers of taking what is not his to take?

That can be arranged.

Because he just had it passed to him by Nico Robin, who I owed a favor.

If this is all they're going to do to mess with me I can live with it for now. I just have the nagging suspicion I'm missing something bigger.

[Huff. Honour getting in the way of fun again. Boo.]

Well, if you wish, I shall look into it in my own way. But in all fairness, they should know that if they do anything to you, I shall take it as a personal slight and kill them both.

What you do of your own accord isn't my problem, wouldn't you agree?

Be careful though, the demon woman can sprout multiple body parts and the Death Surgeon can steal hearts. I mean that figuratively, not literally.

[fufufu] I do indeed.

Thank you for the intel, darling, but don't worry, my heart belongs only to you.

Let's keep it that way, of all the pirates here he's the one I'm most wary of right now.

[Well and the Whitebeard crew, but he'll use Ace as a shield if necessary :|]

Oh~? Now that is interesting.

When you arrive, perhaps you can tell me why.

On my way. [And that's the kettle going off in the background.]

Any different preference in how you take your tea? [What with being kidnapped and all.]

Milk and honey. I'm in a decadent mood after the horror of this morning.

Wow both--?

I see. Both it is then.

[And he'll head right over there.]

[Grell answers the door when he arrives in a lace trimmed bathrobe. Something about her hair seems off even if it's still wet. It doesn't quite sit right and it could almost be called a bad hair day. The only saving grace is that the moisture keeps it down for now.]

It's been a trying day, as you can see.

Getting put in a fountain will do that.

Were they rough on you otherwise? [Towel, and tea for you and don't mind Smoker noticing that bathrobe. Rawr.]

[Towel immediately goes around the neck and, with tea in hand, she kisses his cheek and turns to head back toward the living room.]

Unimaginably, but at least it hasn't left me harmed, or worse; human again.

[She pauses by the couch and looks back over her shoulder.]

No offense, darling. I'm simply not as partial to the actual heartbeat as I am to the figurative one.

[Shrugs.] None taken. [Goes to make himself at home on her couch. He's terrible and all that.]

I'd rather they didn't mess with you, so long as you're happy, but you're right, it could have been a lot worse.

[Which has him (over)thinking to figure out their plots.]

[Trying to towel dry and calm her hair down, Grell watches Smoker take up residence on her couch.]

I should think we'd both prefer they left me well enough alone, but it seems they can't keep their hands off me anymore than you can.

[STUPID HAIR, STOP BEING UNMANAGEABLE!! Grell huffs and keeps trying to smooth it out.]

Now, why is it that this Heart Pirate is such a danger to you and what did he do?

Hah. Should I be jealous? [... Because he is now. Jsyk.]

Law is... Tch. A lot stronger than he looks. I don't think he's up to that point yet, but don't take him lightly. At the moment he hasn't really done anything. Other than use my cuffs for sex games. And probably something else I can't figure out. At Marineford he helped Straw Hat escape in a submarine, and there's a lot I haven't unlocked yet in Punk Hazard back home. Law's involved somehow, but I don't know how yet.

And the Whitebeard pirates give me space if I give them theirs, the former Gecko Moria pirate I don't care about, and the Straw-Hat crew know they're my prey [And keep saving his life, but that's another story...] Trafalgar though... He's dangerous. [Shrug.]

Only if you think they can outdo you. [She slides onto the arm of the sofa, crossing one leg over the other with a flirty wink.

The information he gives her is interesting and she files away each piece, raising an eyebrow at 'sex games' with an amused smile. Nico Robin and Trafalgar Law, hm? Kinky. But if Smoker is content to let them be, then Grell will do the same - until one of them crosses a line.]

Dangerous even for you? Ooh, now he has my attention. Perhaps I should pay him a little visit? I do so love a little brush with death.

[Smirks at that and leans an arm around her waist.] Guess that just leaves the other concern then.

[And a small snort.] He's got a very high level of haki by my time, here I'm not sure, just stay on your guard either way. The devil woman herself is no small foe either.

Concerned for me? [She smirks over the rim of her cup as she drinks the tea.] How cute of you. I'll be sure to watch myself around them, but should you need a hand, you know I'm always happy to help.

I appreciate that, love.

[Flushes a little for no apparent reason.]

So long as you don't get hurt, I don't really care what they do too much.

Unless you think they can kill Death, I'd be more concerned for them than me.

[She reaches up, still trying to smooth the frizz of her hair down.]

Ugh, maybe I do need to visit the shops for something. This is simply unbearable.

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