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[deadlyjuliet]

[Paperwork paperwork paperwork OH MY GOD NO. Grell slams her hands on her writing desk and flips the journal open.]

WILLIAM. We're going out. Now. No, don't argue. We're going.

To the rest of you, is there nowhere in this little bubble for a girl to find a proper hairdresser? Honestly, what have you all been doing?

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[redjacketthief]

Greatest Thief of the Century back home. I admit, I was looking for a fight back there. The kid spontaneously compusting was a surprise.

[deadlyjuliet]

....He what? What in the world were you doing?

[redjacketthief]

Fighting over bath salts.

[deadlyjuliet]

....You certainly were looking for a fight. Why in the world were you fighting over bath salts?

[redjacketthief]

Because we both wanted them. He also said he would hit me if I didn't let go.

[deadlyjuliet]

Well, I suppose it isn't any stranger than some of the fights I've watched over clothes.

[shrug]

Unfortunate how it ended. Were the bath salts intact?

[redjacketthief]

Yeah, he got them. I didn't care anymore after he burned my jacket.

[deadlyjuliet]

I suppose once you've been set on fire, bath salts are the least of your concerns, hm? So who is this mystery bath thief?

[redjacketthief]

Fiery kid with a tail. I think his name is Rin, but I haven't paid close attention to him on the journals.

...it doesn't matter. I need a new jacket, and I've moved on.

[deadlyjuliet]

I wonder if it wouldn't show up at the stores. It has much of what we need otherwise.

[redjacketthief]

I dunno, Princess. I still can't find my Gitanes.

[deadlyjuliet]

Gitanes...? And what are those?

[redjacketthief]

My brand of cigarettes. I'm not surprised that they're not here because they're very hard to find outside of France. Fortunately, Pall Malls are in abundance, and I don't mind those.

[deadlyjuliet]

Ahn, I see. Well, you know what they say about smoking.

[She smirks.] It's a deadly habit.

[redjacketthief]

[That earns a laugh.] It's nothing new. I have a lot of deadly habits!

[deadlyjuliet]

So I've noticed...

[The smirk deepens and she hums low to herself a single quiet tone.]

Monsieur Lupin does enjoy toying with danger... It's something we have in common.

[redjacketthief]

...I noticed that too, Miss Suttcliff. We're probably more alike that we both realize.

I just can't feel alive unless I'm doing something risky, you know?

[deadlyjuliet]

Mm...Yes, I have noticed. And a little risk is the spice of life, hm? I do love seeing handsome men dancing so well with Death.

[redjacketthief]

...Everyone has to meet Death at some point, I just don't see why the inevitable has to be feared. It's more fun taking fate into your own hands than waiting for it to happen.

[deadlyjuliet]

Nfu, ooh, you are ever so good. Flirting with me is dangerous, you know~

[redjacketthief]

I mentioned flirting with Death, not my teacher's girlfriend. Flirting with you would only cause me more problems, even if it turned out to be fun.

[deadlyjuliet]

And if we're one in the same? What then, Monsieur?

[redjacketthief]

...Then I have to wonder why my teacher is dating Death.

[deadlyjuliet]

Because I'm worth it. [L'Oréal]

What can I say? I'm attracted to dangerous men.

[redjacketthief]

I like dangerous women, so we're alike...

...You're talking literally here, aren't you?