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[deadlyjuliet]

[The journal clicks on with the sound of a chainsaw dying away in the background.]

Augh, Will, are we done yet? I swear, this sea water is wrecking havoc on my--

...

[The sound of water and waves and not much else follows for a moment.]

Where...? ...! Where are all the bodies?! And the ice?! WILLIAM, DID YOU JUST LEAVE ME IN THIS BOAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ATLANTIC?! WILL?! RONALD! Ronald Knox, so help me, if you took off just because of a little overtime, I am going to---!! Ugh! Will! Wii---

...ngs?

...Why.....do I have wings? ...WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS MY SHIRT?!

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[needabourbon]

[More yelling from his journal was not appealing. He's about to shut his journal before realizing that this was probably the voice of a New Feather. Jigen is just going to wait a few more minutes to let this woman get it our of her system before he speaks up to get her attention.]

Excuse me, miss. My name is Jigen. Do you know where you are? There should be a journal near you if you can hear me...

[Voice]

[selphie_t]

[Nope, please try again. Selphie for one, would be confused as hell before asking for help.]

And swimming's not a good idea right now either.

You're in luck though, there are some ships in Luceti so I'm sure someone will come out and lend you a hand eventually.

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[screwthegods]

[All of them Grell. ALL OF THEM.]

There's a variety of species in this place, mortal and immortal alike. And like you, we have all been given similar books to communicate with upon our arrival.

If you are asking for the ones responsible for your presence here, they are called the Malnosso.

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[deadlyjuliet]

Boredom seems the more likely.

[Sigh]

Fiiine, I shall try to find someone to get me back by...rowing. I'm sure someone out here is enough of a prince.

[deadlyjuliet]

It's not an act. It's a life choice.

Ah, but that is for later. Yes, British style, if you please. The...bluebird seems to be landing.

[simplestgift]

And how is this prince to get out to you, without knowing where on the ocean you are?

[Voice]

[deadlyjuliet]

Eventually is the problem.

--

Ah, but it seems I've found a knight to come to my rescue. Something about a blue bird?

[Voice]

[deadlyjuliet]

So I've heard. I seem to have impressed a good number with my dire misfortune.

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[deadlyjuliet]

And I suppose you're to tell me that not even God Himself could get to the Malnosso if we wished to leave this place?

[Voice]

[deadlyjuliet]

If I knew where I was, would I be--

[Right. Journal. Hnngh. Grell picks it up and frowns.]

I should think it's obvious I'm a bit lost, don't you think?

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[deadlyjuliet]

How do I know? He said to sit and he shall come to find me.

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[simplestgift]

If you can't see shore from where you are, he must have a boat. Even then, finding you when you could be anywhere...

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[deadlyjuliet]

He said something about a bird and considering how utterly insane this place seems to be, I shan't question it until I see it.

[redjacketthief]

Yeah...[He is so confused...]

We'll talk in town then, Miss Suttfliff. I'll have tea and...some kind of food waiting. Have fun with the birdie~

[deadlyjuliet]

Mmhm. See you then, Monsieur Lupin.

[voice]

[screwthegods]

Several have tried. Myself included.

[Voice]

[fleurdesel]

At least you have a boat, yes? It could be worse. Then again it could be better. Are you within sight of any landmarks?

[Voice]

[deadlyjuliet]

Nothing but water, dear. If there were icebergs or something to use as stepping stones, I'm sure I could get back, but as it is? [Sigh]

Thankfully, it seems someone is coming to get me. ...Somehow.

[voice]

[deadlyjuliet]

Lovely. This is so unfair. I just came off my suspension and now I'm stuck here?

[Again-- Wait, why did she think that? That....was weird.]

Hmph.

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[simplestgift]

...Well. I hope he is successful, then. [An exaggeration.]

[Voice]

[fleurdesel]

By air or by sea, would be my best guess. Failing that? Magic.

[Voice]

[deadlyjuliet]

He said something about a bird. I don't really care to ask so long as it gets me off this boat and onto dry land.

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[deadlyjuliet]

Your enthusiasm is touching, sir. Thank you.

[saaarcasm]

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[simplestgift]

[He sounds distant.]

I was adrift once. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

[As close to well-wishes as he can really come.]

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[fleurdesel]

It would have to be a large bird indeed, but that would not be too difficult to find here. We've little technicolor talking ponies. A bird large enough to bring you ashore would not be that strange.