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[For those in the plaza, they may see Grell lounging on the edge of the clothing shop roof. She's just sitting, filing her nails and giving herself a manicure, watching people down below, but since Grell can't come into town without ruining someone's day, she pops the journal open to do just that.]

It seems the dead and nearly dead are coming back, hm? I say this every draft, so I do hate to sound like a broken record, but it also seems that none of you have quite figured out the trick of not getting yourselves killed out there.

Honestly, I've never seen a village so small so terrible at simply not dying. Just because you get a lovely free pass back from the afterlife doesn't mean you should abuse your privilege.

Do you have any idea how much paperwork I have to do now? It's awful.

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They are rather pathetically crap at it, aren't they.

Bonus points if it's because of "ideals."

Oh, don't even get me started. It's as if they think my job is easy.

I'm afraid I must beg ignorance as to what manner of job can claim such a lovely creature as yourself.

[Well, seeing as how this sage has seen the horrs out there and is still rather shaken, he may sound more angry than usual.]

Grell. I don't think you understand the magnitude of the situation we faced out there.

Ooh, you terrible flirt! How have I missed you this long~?

But let's see if you can hash it out, h~m? I'll be generous and give you three guesses.

Oh, I understand, sweetheart - I was there. I just don't see how people can keep throwing themselves to the hounds after all this time.

And then you steal words from my mouth like a delicate thief. I was about to ask you the same thing.

Hmmm.

You sound far to lovely to be something so simple as a clerk. Some sort of royalty, perhaps? [Actually, he already has a guess he thinks is a good one, but that's not how the game is played.]

A pity more of them don't sign up for self-defense classes.

Though I'm not sure how much it'd help against a zombie plague.

Still working?

We were not "throwing ourselves to the hounds." We were taken by surprise. We were uninformed. We had no time to prepare for this. If you were there, then you should know that.

Ah... and some gross cross dresser [Because no natural woman has that voice] is giving us advice on living?

[It's, perhaps, a bit more pointed than he might have done otherwise. But... well. Cheap shot for cheap shot]

[Grell. There are some days where Selphie likes you and there are days where she really wants to punch you in the face. Today is one of the latter.]

So next time we have to fight off Third Party goons and a virus at the same time, we'll make sure to live just because you said so.

Could be worse! I know a guy who has to do paperwork for everyone in the universe who dies!

Indeed? What manner of job do you posses that would require you to keep records of such events?

Oh, now you're just flattering me! I have to beware of that silver tongue of yours. [Not that Grell minds.]

But that would be in♥cor♥rect~

I saw, yes, but really?

[Up on the rooftop, she has to stop her manicure to flip through the book.]

Things could have been avoided with a little more care.

Considering most of these people were bitten? A little self-defence wouldn't hurt their chances.

[She sighs]

After coming back, I've been swamped. I used to think being in the small country villages would decrease my work, too.

Rude. I do not cross-dress.

[Not when it isn't time for parties, at least.]

I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss the source simply because you have a little prejudice, sweetheart.

I would think you would want to live because you wanted to live, but if I need to tell you, so be it.

Oh my Lord, how does he not die from the stress of it.

Let's see if you can figure it out, hm~? I'm sure you're smart enough to do that.

[Spock considers before answering...]

If you are indeed documenting death that leaves several possibilities. You could be a researcher collecting data on such events.... but given your current nature, this may not be the case.
Considering the 'other worldly' beings I have had the opportunity to meet in Luceti thus far... you could be a character from specific religious beliefs or common folklore.
I would say you a either a god of death... or something akin to a 'Grim Reaper'... ?

[Wow, he. Actually guessed.

Well, not that it was hard, but that was the most straightforward logical argument she's seen from anyone here. Most people just hem and haw over it for awhile before she flounces.]

....You really don't know how to play along, do you?

I was not aware that we were at play.

I have nothing else to do here. Either I entertain myself with all of you while I do my nails, or I stare at the plaza until another one of you drops dead and I have to race to catch you before the bloody world does.

Indeed, it seems to be a rather unfulfilled life. Do you not have a hobby?

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