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[For those in the plaza, they may see Grell lounging on the edge of the clothing shop roof. She's just sitting, filing her nails and giving herself a manicure, watching people down below, but since Grell can't come into town without ruining someone's day, she pops the journal open to do just that.]

It seems the dead and nearly dead are coming back, hm? I say this every draft, so I do hate to sound like a broken record, but it also seems that none of you have quite figured out the trick of not getting yourselves killed out there.

Honestly, I've never seen a village so small so terrible at simply not dying. Just because you get a lovely free pass back from the afterlife doesn't mean you should abuse your privilege.

Do you have any idea how much paperwork I have to do now? It's awful.

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It's not personal enough for me to care to that extent, Trafalgar-san. Come on, you know me, mmmm?

Seems to be a trend, doesn't it? Aaaah. But I guess such sagely advice can't be ignored.

Tell me, have you died?

Ugh, why is everyone so upset? I'm simply trying to tell you people to stop dying and you all seem so determined to flaunt your right to it. Honestly, mortals.

And no, as I've said before, I have much better sense than to go throwing myself into that loophole.

Maaah, I'm not fan of dying, but perhaps I was raised with some respect for the principle. I wonder though, if some people ought to experience it for it?

To be fair, I let the first or second time go. There are accidents, after all, but once the number goes over three or even five?

I seriously begin to doubt their will to live.

[Record scratch] ...Five? Who in the hell hit five? I bet even the Specialist is less than that.

Do you see? Can you imagine the Hell that puts their soul through? Not to mention the body or the mental strain. I mean, honestly, it's as if these people just don't care!

Mmm. I could actually tell you what it puts the body through. I've seen it before, on a mission, after all.

Well, then why must you be so difficult? Or is it just that you hate people different from you who happen to be right.

Mm. I hate it in this context, anyway. Five and three have their own problems, but the rest of us were struggling to survive out there.

Heroes rarely get what they deserve. [Shrug]

It was a nasty time, wasn't it? A bit more organization and some keen eye to keeping blood off and maybe things wouldn't have become such a bedlam so quickly.

[...He can't help it, he laughs] Fortunately, I'm not hero. But no, they do not.

You see? Being pleasant isn't so hard. If people were a little more pleasant here, perhaps I wouldn't be left wanting to kill half of you.

I won't, of course.

[moment ruined]

You should try comedy, you probably would excel at it.

I know you. You're not going to take shots at Smoker because of a tiff with her.

I also know well that type of petty. She comes looking for you, and Shikamaru answers the door? Girl goes 'hmm, lookit that, he has a friend. Cute thing... wonder if they're close. And I outta leave a calling card. Wouldn't it just make his day if this kid bled a little?'

That's what you could get from her.

You are vastly underestimating my best friend, Trafalgar-san.

I'm more into the romances and tragic dramas myself.

Seriously man, I feel like stand up if your true calling. Maybe you can do a plucky rendition of Dazai.

When I feel like enacting a comedy, you shall have centre stage in it.

Mmm. Well, tragedy doesn't suit me anyway.

[ a beat ]

Regardless, in the context of Five and Three, I jumped the gun. My bad.

I'm sure I can find a role for you to play, darling.

[oh he apologised. that takes all the fun out]

Just be sure you don't find yourself in that little category and we'll be just fine.

[There are so many good bites to make here......... principles almost maybe him want to but Five and Three present this person of having a fair point]

So, how do you feel about "heroes?"

Mocking? Yes. Gloating? Hardly. I simply don't see the reason to pat people on the back for repeatedly dying.

[Ugh, whatever. Wings are dumb.]

[She rolls her eyes. Rude god is rude. Geez.]

Who are you, anyway?

Pretty people who die for "principles" without thinking of the overarching consequences. Beautiful sacrifices sometimes, rather banal in the long run considering they never think on how their deaths ruin the lives of those around them.

True heroes? Are rare. The ones who are needed to change the world will be saved from Death's sweet embrace; the others, can be left to their eternal sleep.

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