[But of course Fujiko has to act like she doesn't care. Of course.]

Hah! I'd pity the girl, but if they want to deal with all his stupidity and try to keep him entertained for more than a few minutes only to get ditched when he decides to go play headgames with a police officer, they can have him. I sure don't want him. He's just good at blowing things up, nothing more.