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[deadlyjuliet]

[The journal clicks on with the sound of a chainsaw dying away in the background.]

Augh, Will, are we done yet? I swear, this sea water is wrecking havoc on my--

...

[The sound of water and waves and not much else follows for a moment.]

Where...? ...! Where are all the bodies?! And the ice?! WILLIAM, DID YOU JUST LEAVE ME IN THIS BOAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ATLANTIC?! WILL?! RONALD! Ronald Knox, so help me, if you took off just because of a little overtime, I am going to---!! Ugh! Will! Wii---

...ngs?

...Why.....do I have wings? ...WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS MY SHIRT?!

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[Voice]

[selphie_t]

Tell me later then. Hopefully they've got sunscreen in the item shop for you then. And a hat too.

[Voice]

[deadlyjuliet]

Oh, that would be lovely. All of it. Anything, really. [sigh] By the by, what might your name be?

[Voice]

[selphie_t]

Oh! Sorry about that. I guess I got a little ahead of myself. Anywho, I'm Selphie. And you?

[Voice]

[deadlyjuliet]

Grell Sutcliffe. A pleasure to meet you, dear.

[Voice]

[selphie_t]

Nice to meet you too, Grell.

[Just try to refrain from yelling into the journal next time.]

[Voice]

[deadlyjuliet]

Now, while I don't mean to be rude, hopefully our acquaintance shall be short-lived as I have much to do at home and I need to find a way out of here as soon as possible. Any tips?

[Voice]

[selphie_t]

[Well... that was a little rude of you Grell.]

There is no way out.

[Voice]

[deadlyjuliet]

[Yeah, she knows. :( She's such a buttface sometimes.]

There has to be if people come and go from here.

[Voice]

[selphie_t]

[She's trying to help you Grell. Don't be such a jerk.]

The Malnosso bring people in and pull them out. That's the only way out that I know of.

[Voice]

[deadlyjuliet]

[Wow, she just woke up in the middle of the ocean, how is she supposed to know to be nice. orz ]

So making nice to these Malnosso is the only way, is it?

[Voice]

[selphie_t]

They're gonna be dicks either way if you want the truth. It comes down to this. When they're done with you, they'll send you back. Plain and simple.

[Voice]

[deadlyjuliet]

...Lovely. Well, they best be done with me quickly. I've other things to attend to at home.

[Voice]

[selphie_t]

We all do.

[Now she's just going to sit in her room and worry about her friends back home. Thanks Grell.]

[Voice]

[deadlyjuliet]

[Oh.

Oh.

Grell knows that tone. She does not like it.]

Oh, please. Don't tell me I've gone and upset you. How are you to introduce me to this insanity if you're upset?

[Voice]

[selphie_t]

Try not being not a jerk about it.

[Voice]

[deadlyjuliet]

I simply don't see the point in beating about the bush when it comes to things like this. Mortals lives are so short. You may as well keep upbeat about it all.