deadlyjuliet | ♥1 audio

Current Location: middle of the ocean

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[The journal clicks on with the sound of a chainsaw dying away in the background.]

Augh, Will, are we done yet? I swear, this sea water is wrecking havoc on my--

...

[The sound of water and waves and not much else follows for a moment.]

Where...? ...! Where are all the bodies?! And the ice?! WILLIAM, DID YOU JUST LEAVE ME IN THIS BOAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ATLANTIC?! WILL?! RONALD! Ronald Knox, so help me, if you took off just because of a little overtime, I am going to---!! Ugh! Will! Wii---

...ngs?

...Why.....do I have wings? ...WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS MY SHIRT?!

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How do I know? He said to sit and he shall come to find me.

If you can't see shore from where you are, he must have a boat. Even then, finding you when you could be anywhere...

He said something about a bird and considering how utterly insane this place seems to be, I shan't question it until I see it.

...Well. I hope he is successful, then. [An exaggeration.]

Your enthusiasm is touching, sir. Thank you.

[saaarcasm]

[He sounds distant.]

I was adrift once. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

[As close to well-wishes as he can really come.]

Man of the sea then, are we? Terrible lives they lead. Terrible and short.

[There's some hesitation.]

Yes.

[It's not an admission, just an agreement.]

Yes, well, aren't we a stunning conversationalist. I suppose it's to be expected, what with the strangeness here.

You've hardly failed to notice your wings, I take it? [Sometimes it takes people a while.]

Rather difficult to miss them, don't you think?

They're making this ordeal all that much more difficult to bear.

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