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[deadlyjuliet]

[The journal clicks on with the sound of a chainsaw dying away in the background.]

Augh, Will, are we done yet? I swear, this sea water is wrecking havoc on my--

...

[The sound of water and waves and not much else follows for a moment.]

Where...? ...! Where are all the bodies?! And the ice?! WILLIAM, DID YOU JUST LEAVE ME IN THIS BOAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ATLANTIC?! WILL?! RONALD! Ronald Knox, so help me, if you took off just because of a little overtime, I am going to---!! Ugh! Will! Wii---

...ngs?

...Why.....do I have wings? ...WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS MY SHIRT?!

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[Voice]

[fleurdesel]

I have heard rumors of some that have dreams, and some leave, return, and regain their memories after some time has passed. But should you leave and never return? You do not remember.

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[deadlyjuliet]

It's the waiting bit that leaves me in a quandary.

And I think a woman is a changeable thing, she should take what she wants from life, forcibly, and with no regrets, but also be smart enough to know when to hold her tongue and make nice for her own benefit. In all things, be wise and never show the thorns hidden among your roses until the most opportune moment.

[Voice]

[deadlyjuliet]

Hmph, so that is their little ploy... I see. Thank you for your most informative help.

[ video ]

[magentarific]

Well I'm dead already, so I get to just skip the being nice part and stop lying about whether or not I have thorns.

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[deadlyjuliet]

...Ugh, you're one of those. How are you even alive and talking to me right now?

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[magentarific]

It's actually not that different from when I was dead, since I was conscious for it and everything. Afterlife. Anyway, I don't know how I'm alive.

[Voice]

[fleurdesel]

I am glad to be of service Madame.

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[deadlyjuliet]

Nngh, I've always disliked dealing with the sort that linger. It's never as much fun.

So? Is it just another thing this place does?

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[magentarific]

Don't worry, I'm aiming to go back to being dead. It does do that kind of thing.

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[deadlyjuliet]

Well, when time comes, do let me know. It's something of a specialty of mine to ensure that those under my care have a lovely sendoff.

[Voice]

[selphie_t]

Nice to meet you too, Grell.

[Just try to refrain from yelling into the journal next time.]

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[fierybluebird]

My little brother is always a hassle.

Why, are you offering Kitten?

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[magentarific]

Since when am I under your care?

[Voice]

[deadlyjuliet]

Now, while I don't mean to be rude, hopefully our acquaintance shall be short-lived as I have much to do at home and I need to find a way out of here as soon as possible. Any tips?

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[deadlyjuliet]

Dear, if I am to be stuck here, everyone in this place shall be under my care. It's simply the polite thing to do.

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[deadlyjuliet]

Only if you think you could handle the sort of trouble I bring, love.

[Challenge accepted, Marco. What are you doing.]

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[magentarific]

What kind of care is that exactly anyway?

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[deadlyjuliet]

The secret sort. Don't worry, dear, it won't be necessary until the time comes.

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[magentarific]

You realize you sound like some kind of creep right now, right?

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[deadlyjuliet]

Rude. I'm a member of a very important service industry, I'll have you know.

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[magentarific]

I'm going to go ahead and hope you're a nurse of some kind.

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[deadlyjuliet]

I'm certainly someone who heals the wounds of time and fate, yes. Let's go with that.

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[magentarific]

Heals the wounds of time and fate... [ She's thinking. Okay she's going to point at Grell from across the screen. ] Time-nurse it is! That's got kind of a cool ring to it, I'm going with that.

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[deadlyjuliet]

Alright, let's go with that. By the by, your name is?

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[magentarific]

Yuri or Yurippe is fine. No one calls me by my last name.